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Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning I'm drrinks any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me. Alonzo Harris : You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.
You shot me in the ass. Jake Hoyt : Thank you sir, but Tonihgt ate Jake Hoyt : It's nice here. Alonzo Harris : May I read my paper? Alonzo Harris : Thank you.
Jake Hoyt : You know what, I'll get something to eat. Alonzo Harris : No. Hell no you won't, you fucked that up. I'm trying to read my paper. Please, shut up.
Jake Hoyt : I sure won't mind roasting in a black-and-white all day. Alonzo Harris : Tell me a story, Hoyt.
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Alonzo Harris : It's not, sexy though, ain't it? Jake Hoyt : So, where's the office? Back at division? Alonzo Harris : You're in the office, baby. What a motherfuckin' day. That was a man-sized hit you took, dog.
When was the last time you smoked weed? Jake Hoyt drinms Last time I smoked weed We were Jake Hoyt : Yeah, yeah. Alonzo Harris : Left that out your service jacket. Yeah, I know you got secrets. Everybody got secrets. Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog. Jake Hoyt : What's "wet"? Alonzo Harris : Butt-naked.
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That's what you had. That's what you were smoking, you couldn't taste it? Jake Hoyt : No, I've never done it. Alonzo Harris : You have now. I haven't, but tonlght have. Jake Hoyt : Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Man, I'm gonna get piss-tested, and then I'm gonna get fired! Alonzo Harris : Lieutenant's got our back. We know a week before we piss. Alonzo Harris : Boom!
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C'mon, tell the truth, you know you tapped that ass. You put her in the backseat, BAM. Jake Hoyt : Look man, I got a wife. Alonzo Harris : You got a dick.